ugly:

im literally tired 30 hours a day

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Zexxify:

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irresponsibleeyouth:

The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

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unpopuler:

what if the internet closed at midnight  

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brigwife:

why celsius/centigrade is better than fahrenehenheit

  • easier to spell
  • all water below 0 is ice. easy and logical
  • all water above 100 is steam. easy and logical
  • if it’s 1 degree outside one day and 10 degrees the next you can literally say it’s 10x warmer and you aren’t even exaggerating

why farhenininheniehenhet is better than centigrate/celsius

  • it isn’t

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condom:

don’t tell me to calm down I’ll throw a fucking desk at your face

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tastefullyoffensive:

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