framewxrk:

too lazy to masturbate can you do it for me

(via thegh0stinsidemycock)

plunders:

raise your hand if you’re a lil bit of an asshole

(Source: cokeproblem, via cornelius-ohhv)

avianawareness:

THEY JUST KEEP GETTING BETTER

gameofchrons:

is this what having a penis is like 

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(Source: hanukkahlewinsky, via officialwhitegirls)

heart:

do-raymi:

Alright im done following my heart. Wheres the unfollow button.

excuse me?

(via ruinedchildhood)

WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it
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